My top 10 Worst Geek Pick up Lines!

1. I wish I was your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves.

2. Hi my name is Vista can I crash at your place tonight :)

3. Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be what they call FINE PRINT!

4. Trust me, I'm user friendly.

5. Need me to unzip your files?

6. Mind if I run a sniffer to see if your ports are open?

7. If you were an ISP I'd dial you all day long.

8. Your homepage or mine?

9. You must be Windows ME because you gots me so unstable.

10. You compute me.